There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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