ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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