So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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