Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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