Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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