Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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