I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades