very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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