the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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