I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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