Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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