i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
