Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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