watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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