it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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