I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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