I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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