Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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