I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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