Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I deserve this hangover.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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