I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
