HIV tests are more positive than that guy
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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