In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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