Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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