She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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