nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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