Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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