Barsexuality is the new black.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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