did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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