btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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