I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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