Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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