How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.