Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are