he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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