East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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