so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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