Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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