Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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