Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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