Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
