He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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