I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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