Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES