Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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