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yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.

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what does that even mean?

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you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

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(610): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night. (215): what does that even mean? (610): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life. http://tfl.nu/owon

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(304): View more from West Virginia

he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.

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(304): he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding. http://tfl.nu/d3lt

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo

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(978): She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo http://tfl.nu/4j6u

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.

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(484): Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner. http://tfl.nu/ytfs

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(315): View more from New York

Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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(315): Hello wreck, this is your train calling. http://tfl.nu/qxsk

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(289): View more from Ontario

i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that

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(289): i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that http://tfl.nu/oz0t

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(954): View more from Florida

I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.

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(954): I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart. http://tfl.nu/2rds

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card

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(304): Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card http://tfl.nu/10du

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(845): View more from New York

Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.

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(845): Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night. http://tfl.nu/5oq8

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(585): View more from New York

you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..

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(585): you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink.. http://tfl.nu/9bld

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(734): View more from Michigan

I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.

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(734): I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play. http://tfl.nu/5k4o

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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.

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(215): I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear. http://tfl.nu/e69q

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(940): View more from Texas

I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast

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(940): I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast http://tfl.nu/e3ki

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday

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(603): See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday http://tfl.nu/izo0

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(218): View more from Minnesota

In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.

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(218): In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first. http://tfl.nu/gyje

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