shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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