38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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