so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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