Duck Duck Cougar?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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