dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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