nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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