She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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