how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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