pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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