I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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