Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

This is evicking siegelnvs

(443): View more from Maryland

Im sorry?

(410): View more from Maryland

This is fucking ridiculous*

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(828): View more from North Carolina

proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.

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(309): View more from Illinois

just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.

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(631): View more from New York

Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.

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