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  (520): View more from Arizona

  Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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  (520): Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday http://tfl.nu/ewfr
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around

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  (201): i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around http://tfl.nu/2geo
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.

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  (508): You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life. http://tfl.nu/6ito
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  (207): View more from Maine

  I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling

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  (207): I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling http://tfl.nu/w1qs
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  My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.

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  (776): My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today. http://tfl.nu/rxf7
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.

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  (603): and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks. http://tfl.nu/aapi
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  (425): View more from Washington

  I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.

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  (425): I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it. http://tfl.nu/tr7o
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.

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  (630): I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide. http://tfl.nu/564g
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!

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  (218): WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!! http://tfl.nu/3vs3
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex

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  (574): how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex http://tfl.nu/ior9
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  (917): View more from New York City

  Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum

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  (917): Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum http://tfl.nu/namq
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food

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  (215): Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food http://tfl.nu/cjfg
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  Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'

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  (451): Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole' http://tfl.nu/cajz
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  (562): View more from California

  We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.

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  (562): We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt. http://tfl.nu/27nr
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  I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.

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  (757): I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me. http://tfl.nu/xol6
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