Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.