Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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