It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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