I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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