We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
