so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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